Five years of magic. Also dick jokes, but mostly magic.

BBQ out back from 8-10. Drinks are 2-for-1 until 8. At 9 there's an open bar option: $12 buys you all the well drinks and Yuengling you can stomach.

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For all things shallow
My new favorite gossip website, the superficial, gets it right.

"The reason guys come to Hollywood is because dudes like Johnny Knoxville should be back in Tennessee wearin a coon skin cap and working on air conditioners, but instead he’s bangin away on Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan, based on a career where he gets punched in the nuts by a midget in a panda suit. I can’t wait to be famous. God it's gonna be great..."

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