When Pat O'Brien calls...
...send it to voice mail. I'm not sure who Pat is calling, but I am pretending it is Matt Damon.

Here's what I took from these messages:
1. Pat is so fucking into you.
2. You are so fucking hot.
3. It is important to involve Pat's girlfriend, Betsey in your lovemaking.
4. Pat doesn't do this for a living. This is fucking new to him.
5. Just look at Pat--just wink, and he will know you agree.
6. Letting the kids watch is not only okay, it's sexy.

***

Someone invented the pefect alarm clock
I swear, this was made just for me. It's Clocky!

***

Look at his fucking nose
Apparently SNL inside jokes are funnier than their outside ones. Now there's even more reason to call David Spade a dickface.

***

SNL and Pat O'Brien links submitted by matt.

Feel free to submit your own links/comments.