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Monday, March 21, 2005

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In light of this Terry Schiavo nonsense, I am taking matters into my own hands. If I were in her shoes I don't know who would make the decisions, but I certainly don't want Congress involved. So I thought I'd leave it up to you. Please take a few seconds to vote as to whether or not to keep this American idle.

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I, Darci Ratliff, authorize doctors to act according to the results of this poll, in the event I become vegetative and dependent on life support.

Of course, you should really really double check first. I mean, it could just be that I've had one too many kamikazes.

Personally, I'd prefer not to spend the rest of my life attached to a feeding tube. Unless by "feeding tube" you mean "hot dog."

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