The other morning, I was laughing in my sleep. It ended up waking me up, and my wife, who was already awake, asked what I was laughing about. I said I was having a dream about watching a sitcom on TV in which a really tall guy and a really short guy were trying to hug, but it just wasn't happening. In my dream, it was really funny.

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NYC Establishments Whose Names Recall Characteristics of Men I've Slept With

Mumbles
The Pink Pony
Cokie's
Punch
Kosher Deluxe
Chat n' Chew
City Crab
Long Tan
Stingy Lulu's
Dumpling Man
New York Milkshake Company
Mr. Dennehy's
Cousins II

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