The kid don't look at
all like mine! Maury Povich,
D.N.A. test me!

It was fun to meet
your parents. But I think I'll
turn down the three way.

Your lesbian t-
shirt was an ironic thing
for me to come on.

Your childhood bible:
also an ironic thing
for me to come on.

Your moans of passion
sound like an audio book
read by Dennis Franz.

You kiss like a dead
fish. But you are quite refined
at analingus.

I don't know where that
hot girl that works the drive-thru
ends and I begin.

Your outlaw fingers
stole my heart --and all that stuff
from Radio Shack.

Your classical cheek
bones are a blast from the past
--so are your pube lice.

Valentine's day makes
me want to work harder at
love. But first: strippers.

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