Jenna has a moan tone... Whoooaa.
Apparently cell phone rings haven't been made annoying enough. No one has invented "cell-phone rage" and murdered another user (yet). Enter Jenna Jameson (rimshot!). The porn star is now working to bring her faked orgasms to a cell phone ring near you.

"Jenna Jameson, the world's best known sex icon, has teamed up with technology developer Wicked Wireless to provide Latin American cell phone users with "moantones" and other steamy content."

"Now it won't be so distracting when Paris Hilton gets a call during videotaped sex."

"Any technology that brings us closer to a cell phone that can felch me is a good thing."

"They think Jenna Jameson is 'the world's best known sex icon...'? What about Elia Gonzalez?"

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The best pastime ever
Why haven't you made me one of these yet?

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Ski mask link and forced Malachi Crunch reference courtesy of "Moles".

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