KITTY KITTY BANG BANG: the only CD you will ever need to own.

Contains the super-secret never-before-released Nordic metal anthem that you heard at your friend's house that one time and have always wondered if you would ever hear it again. Oh, you haven't heard "Death to Falcon"? I'm sorry. I thought you were cool. I guess I was thinking of someone else.

Not sure? Look at the track list. Listen to the samples.

• Death to Falcon - Den of Snakes
• Event Horizon - Corn Mo and .357 Lover
• Yacht (live) - Dooms UK
• 16 lbs, 16 hours - Cavedweller
• Chad - Asphalt the Recorder
• Membranes of You - Mission Giant
• I Gotcha! - The Psychos!
• Whatever, Whatever - The Riverboat Gamblers
• All My Life - Little Grizzly
• Taxi Driver - The Lo-Fi Chorus
• Night of the Comet - Shiva the Destroyer
• Haüs of Bavaria - The Banes
• Crash - Baboon
• Sex Lobe - The Dutch Treats
• Maybe Tonight - Corn Mo and .357 Lover
• Infernoesque Grande - Centro-matic
• Russian Herpes - Asphalt the Recorder
• Tommy Tom Tom - Cavedweller

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