Q: Are you mocking Tommy Lee on your "Favorites" page?
A: No of course not!! I am mocking Nikki Sixx.

Q: Why would you do that?
A: Because Vince Neil told me to.

Q: Is that naked ass picture (used as the 1st newsletter logo) a picture of me?
A: No. It is a picture of George Neal. If I put a picture of your naked ass on my website, you will be the first to know, I promise. If you have any, please email them to me.
Thanks to George for that picture, by the way. I have used it all over the website, on postcards, as letterhead, and I am designing a pillowcase and matching sheets.

Q: What's this about a kittenpants CD? Is it for real, or is it just a lot of talk, like all your fake bands?
A: First of all, stop making fun of my fake bands. We are all going to play a show someday, and we will rock. Secondly, the CD is real. It's called KITTY KITTY, BANG BANG and you can buy it here. Seriously. It exists! There's even talk of CD II in the works.

Q: Can my band put a song on the next kittenpants CD?
A: Does your band cover "Lady" by STYX? No seriously, if I know you, like you, and have heard your band, then all signs point to YES. I will probably be contacting you soon, but feel free to contact me first. Otherwise, send me some info.