Bush Fan Fiction #1

Hey Dandelion!
What up, Mo?

Nothin’You gonna kick ass tonight?
I guess.

What are you gonna say?
Don’t matter. I’m gonna win anyway.

That’s my man! I got a keg for later but I left it in the car. I wanna watch you do that thing with it.
You mean the tuck and roll? I’d show you how to do that but then you’d have to take a drink from my skull.

F that, friend.
Remember when we tumbled it out on the lawn and someone goes, ‘Hey, Look who Corn Mo’s hangin’ out with! You sold out Mo!’ and you go, ‘You wouldn’t understand, you fuckin’ citizen!’

Yeah, I remember.
Hold on. (answers cell phone) Hello? Yeah... I know... I’m on it... This is gonna be easy... I know he’s smart... But smart is smug... You should know that... Huh? I didn’t say anything... Ok. Ok... Thanks, DICK.

I love that.
Me too. He doesn’t know if I said ‘Dick’ or ‘dick’.

You well you definitely said ‘dick.’
Yeah. Well, I guess I oughtta go get ready.

You wanna do a shot before you go out?
Is it a Jager shot?

Yeah.
Grow up, Corn Mo.

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