kp: Listen, I appreciate the gesture - I'm sure you're very talented--
J: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.

kp: I just don't think it's appropriate.
MH: This ain't no ham on rye pal.

kp: You know, your buddy Travolta tried to give me a foot massage.
J: Whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

kp: No,I guess not. Well, thanks for your time--
J: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?

kp: Yeah.
MH: The last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.

kp: This really isn't working out the way I planned.
Z: Well, you can stick that well-laid plan in your well-laid ass.

kp: Fuck you.
FS: I like you.

kp: No seriously, fuck off.
FS: You have a goal, and you have the balls to reach that goal. You have this blind stupid belief in yourself.

kp: Unfortunately, I think that’s the nicest thing you’ve said to me.
EP: I'm going to be very, very sad if this doesn't work out the way I think.

kp: Uh huh. Bye.

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