kp: Are you good at pinball?
cj: I try

kp: What is the best place to get pie in Olympia?
cj: Nikki McClure's house

kp: Does anyone have a Calvin Johnson tattoo?
cj: Don’t know. There are some tattoos of various cats I've drawn; also, Tam has a flower tattoo that I drew

kp: Tell us a story! Something that's happened on the road?
cj: Once in Connecticut I found a whole bunch of '50s rock'n'roll 45s in perfect shape on labels like Atlantic, Chess; records by Buddy Holly, Eddie Cochran, etc., 3 for a dollar. It made me happy.

kp: What's the best part of being Calvin Johnson? Is it the height?
cj: My friend Pookers. She like me.

kp: Will you sing karaoke with me? Can we do "Fist City" by Loretta Lynn?
cj: [silence]

kp: Do you have any questions for kittenpants?
cj: [silence]

Thanks to Calvin Johnson, and check out K Records. Correction, googlism: Calvin Johnson is seriously the best ever.

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