What movie are you going to see?
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
When?
The day after tomorrow.
That's a weird coincidence.
Yeah, I guess.

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I got concert tickets, dude.
For who?
Yes.
You got Yes tickets?
No.
Wait, I thought you said you got tickets for Yes.
Who. I got tickets for Who.
No, you got tickets for whom.
What?
Third base.

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What do you call it?
A whatchamacallit.
I meant the name.
I told you the name.
You said "Whatchamacallit".
That's right.
So, let me get this straight. They named a candy bar "whatchamacallit"? What the hell?
It's catchy.
It's not catchy.
I'd eat one.
You'd eat a pile of puke, if they covered it in chocolate.
It has crispy rice in it, too.
Fine. Whatever. What?! Stop staring at me.
You said you'd buy me one.
Jesus! You fat piece of shit.
Again? Is that the best you can do? Oh, I get it! Fat people eat a lot. Whooo! You're soooo funny. That is "A" material, Seinfeld.
You are a little overweight.
You could use a shave.
I'm funnier than Seinfeld, right?
I guess. A little.
I knew it.

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