As I breathe these, my final and most precious breaths, I can't help but express my disappointment that I never got to see how the first season of "The OC" ends.
Former Illinois Senator Paul Simon

What's this button do?
Jesus of Nazareth

Though rock and roll pays the bills, science is my true passion. One experiment of mine involves the human body's ability to gradually build up a tolerance to certain substances. For example, over the past several years I've been slowly introducing shotgun shells into my system. As you'll see in a moment, in doing so, I've rendered myself virtually immune to their adverse effects.
Kurt Cobain

I can't believe (cough, cough), that son-of-a-bitch (cough), Martin Mull (cough, cough, cough), outlived me.
Yul Brynner

When we get back home, I think I'm gonna give it all up, move out to the country somewhere and work the land. Maybe become a spaghetti farmer or something.
The Big Bopper, Richard Nixon and Len Bias

Tell Melissa Rivers that I love her.
Bill Bixby

Aside from never making out with a really slammin' Asian chick, I suppose I've had a pretty full life. I would've liked to have tried rice pilaf at some point too. There just never seemed to be enough time. Let that be a lesson to you all. Never, ever take rice pilaf for granted. Taco flavored Doritos too. I was just too damned loyal to Cool Ranch to ever venture out.
Katharine Hepburn

I only have moments left. I can feel it. Life is slipping away from me with great rapidity, and I must end the mystery before I leave this great mortal coil. I was the one who blew up the Challenger space shuttle. I did it to impress Linda Evans and it worked, so I don't have a regretful bone in my nearly dead body, but I'm dramatically admitting it on my death bed to impress Michael Richards.
Mother Teresa of Calcutta

Rosebud...
JonBenet Ramsey

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