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Tony! Toni! Toné! Trivia
by Dennis

T!T!T!

Tony!
Tony! accidentally invented mustard one spring afternoon in 1911.

To this day Tony! thinks that all Supreme Court cases are decided by a game of sudden death Chutes and Ladders.

The album "Sons of Soul" was originally called "Show Me A Whale Who Don't Like Salsa and I'll Show You An Eleventy Dollar Bill," until Tony! heard a rumor that Bel Biv DeVoe planned to name their next album the same thing.

Tony! and Fyvush Finkel are blood brothers.

Toni!
Toni! quit the group briefly from 1984 to 1985 when he landed the role of Joshua Rush on television's Knots Landing.

Toni! believes that candles grant wishes.

The song "Feels Good" is about Toni!'s fantasy to build a deck for his Great Uncle Steve with help from every member of C+C Music Factory.

Toni! hates Tony! for obvious reasons.

Toné!
Contrary to popular belief, Toné! did not pay a mob of sixty-three radish farmers to burn Nitty Gritty Dirt Band records outside of Carlos Santana's mansion on Christmas Eve.

Try as he might, Toné! has never successfully cleared the first level of Ms. Pac-Man.

Baby, the last time Toné! saw someone looking as fine as you, he convinced Toni! and Tony! to fake their own deaths and move to Micronesia.

Toné! tells the best ghost stories.

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