If I can come up with the next winning Buddy Cop Combo for Holly-wood, the money I'll make will be damn near infinite. I have a few ideas:

• Native American Cop & Jodie Foster Cop
• Priest Cop & Little Boy Cop
• Sunni Muslim Cop & Shi'ite Muslim Cop
• Gay Fat Blind Black Cop & Gay Asian Deaf Midget Cop
• Jewish Cop & Alien Cop
• Cyborg Cop & Android Cop
• Identical Twin Cops
• Dead Cop & Andrew McCarthy Cop & Jonathan Silverman Cop

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A Real Movie about REAL Hackers
I want to make a movie about real Hackers, but the hero won't be really brilliant, he'll just be kinda pudgy and into Star Trek and Xena. And like instead of breaking into goverment computers, the most intense scene will be when he has to upgrade from Java 1.3.1 to Java 1.4, and he'll be like oh sh*t what the hell is this...? And there'll be a "permission denied" error, so he'll have to like right-click something to fix that.

And instead of AcidBurn his name will be Richard, or Ted.

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