Subject: Somebody likes you…
You have received a virtual bouquet of roses from, Steve Caldes, courtesy of Virtualbouquetsofroses.com! Click here to view your virtual bouquet and read the virtual card.

Hey Babe, Hope you like the virtual bouquet! These are “Just because….” They are not because I did, or am going to do, something wrong and would feel the need to do something nice and unexpected and for “no apparent reason,” as a way to settle my conscience. I miss you!!!!!

Subject: Thinking of You
Where have you been? We keep missing each other.

I ran into your friend Becky last night at this bar. I was with that new friend of mine (that person who I think is really great but just okay in the looks department). Like the same thing happened as when we went to the movies—she was going to go to this bar alone and so I went, for like company. I don’t know what it was, but Becky was acting all weird. When I was introducing her to my new friend she had this look on her face like something smelled bad (but nothing smelled bad, not that I could smell). She said she might call you. She’s really weird! I think she lies (seriously, like I have a feeling she just makes up stories). Sometimes I miss you so much it hurts. Mmmwwwhhhaaaaaa (that’s a kiss!).

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