AFI's Top Five Heroes and Villains of all time of all places in the universe (except countries outside the USA). Enjoy.

HEROES

1. Gwyneth Paltrow, Shakespeare In Love. She challenged the social conventions of 16th century England, while asserting both masculinity and femininity in perfect form. Plus she showed her tits.

2. Dead Baby, Julien Donkey-Boy. Some might not consider a prematurely-born dead baby a hero. Some might have a point.

3. Alex Trebek, Jeopardy: The Movie. This high-profile Canadian laid the groundwork for such great game-show-to-film transitions as Press Your Luck and Press Your Luck II: Revenge of the Whammies.

4. Woman in Red Dress, Schindler's List. Way to mix it up, girl!

5. Jared Fogel- Subway Commercials. Do I really have to explain this?

VILLAINS

1. Skeletor, He-Man: Masters of the Universe. Mean. Blue. Looks like your mom.

2. Adolf Hitler, World War II. You might not like the guy, but you gotta admit: great villain.

3. Erin Brockovich, Erin Brockovich. What a bitch.

4. O.J. Simpson.

5. Funshine Bear, The Care Bears Movie. "Smile! It's Funshine Bear! She can have a good time no matter what the situation! She's the life of any party! Nothing gets her down, and her bubbly, outgoing personality can help others to laugh and have lots of fun, too!" Whatever. Fuck that whore.

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