Abortion is a very controversial and complex issue. I can only offer the below information that may help you decide whether or not to have your unborn fetus sucked out of your vagina with a vacuum.

I went to an abortion clinic recently. Apparently this is the new chill spot for the youth to hang out. In my day it was the morgue.

Actually, I hung out alone at the morgue, and only because it happens to be under my house. There are several dead bodies under my house. If you haven't had the oppurtinuity to chill with me in my morgue, send your corpse care of "send me your corpse you fuck" at stop reading this sentence ave.

Anyway, inside the abortion clinic, which doubled as an STD screening facility, was a number of people who probably should have been aborted long ago. Outside the clinic were several people waiting to attack anyone who walked out. It didn't matter if you went in for an STD screening, or if you changed your mind about the abortion. Be prepared for the last judgement, baby killer!

SO the experience, overall, was a little scary.

Abortion PROS

Many choose the route to abortion for fear of giving birth to the next Hitler or Carrot Top, or a Carrot Top/Hitler cross breed. I know I'd probably shit myself if I saw a head of bright orange hair breeching the womb, screaming, "DIAL DOWN THE CENTER FOR ALL YOUR COLLECT CALLS, MEIN FUEHRER!" and dragging a 400-pound pay phone out of my uterus. I mean, I don't have a uterus, but I empathize.

Chances are good that your child will, on numerous occasions, get gum stuck in his hair, scrawl his name in feces across the kitchen wall, and drop arsenic in the local water supply. Boy that whole arsenic-in-the-water-supply sure was a funny prank I pulled on my parents!

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