It's Gonna Be Huge!

My start-up group met today. Steven put down that he wanted to make palm pilots that held candy but Jane-Jane nay-sayed his ass.

Peter said, "I'm out."

Steven removed himself from the room and then came back in immediately and abruptly, saying, "I have it!"

Then, he took out a blank sheet of paper, drew a house next to a tree and said, "It's that simple."

Everyone stared at him and he said, "Look inside the window of the house."

When we did we saw the coolest palm pilot, ever.

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My New Dance

My can-can dance group met today.

"Group," announced Stephen, "I've been thinking about a song."

"Is it from Moulin Rouge?"

"No."

"Hmm...not from Moulin Rouge." The group thought and thought going from A Chorus Line to The Muppet Show episodes to Moulin Rouge and back to A Chorus Line.

"Give up?" asked Stephen, looking side to side with only his eyes moving and grinning.

"Yes!" said the group.

"It's the theme from Fear Factor and it goes like this . . ." and Stephen danced to a song called "I Can Definitely".

Everyone was unsure but by the breakdown everyone was kicking. Real hard and high. At the end, Stephen asked, "What do you think?"

"You're brilliant, Stephen!"

"It's splendid!"

"I wasn't sure at first but..."

"Peas & carrots, peas & carrots..."

"A tour de force!"

Stephen looked at his group, cracked open the champagne and got so shitfaced that he did the worm and broke it.

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