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Why Are We Here?
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I looked at my web statistics and found the following list of words and phrases that people (like YOU!) searched on the internet, and that ultimately led you to kittenpants. (This is real, and 100% true.)

Don't believe me? Try it. Go to google.com and search for "fonzie t shirt aaaaaaay". This site comes up first. Awesome.

This list makes me extra-happy, and a little scared.

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bling
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blowjob from the neighbor lady
blowjob haiku
blue star ointment
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bunny ranches
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cheryl ladd's accident
cindy crawford peed
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corey haim shirtless
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danny thomas and the glass coffee table
david cross and chicken pot pie
doodoo
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duck blowjob
dumb ass bitches
earthlink-peoplepc-wssynd
enema drinkers
eye eating
fellatio skills
female thumb wrestling
ferret testicles
fingerbang
fish sticks photos
flickerstick photos
fonzie t shirt aaaaaaay
fronch
fuck vacuum cleaners
funny pirate stories
gary collins
gay dads in the shower
getting caught masturbating
goth ass

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INTERVIEW: Pink Steel
FEATURE: Why Are We Here?
FEATURE: Et Cetera
FEATURE: MTV Movie Awards
FEATURE: My Celebrity Sightings
FEATURE: My Links Page
FEATURE: My Week at the NYT
FEATURE: Other Uses for Hemp
FEATURE: Magnet and Steel
FEATURE: The Best Story Ever
COLUMN: Corn Mo's Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Music News + Reviews
COMICS: Uncle Sloppy's "Suicide is Neat"
SPECIAL: Youth Subcultures
 

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