kp: Do you think Boy George should go metal?
UV: Boy George is lovely but too sensitive for metal.
HJ: Have you ever talked to Boy George? He would not even go down let alone metal.

kp: What about Cher?
HJ: Cher already went metal (in her own way) by f***king that big girl, Ritchie Sambora.
UV: Cher can do anything she fucking wants! Cher IS metal! No, seriously, have you seen all the work she's had done? I think she is part robot now.

kp: What do your parents think about PINK STËËL?
UV: They thought I looked like mein sister.
HJ: My parents think I sell lumber.

kp: Do you have any advice/make-up tips for aspiring gay metallers?
UV: Yes. "Gay metal is not learned. It is absorbed through osmosis, so press your membrane up against mine and prepare to receive!"

kp: Why wasn't "Frodonator" on the LOTR soundtrack?
UV: Politics. Aparently they can have CGI effects right up the mastdärm, but songs about 50 foot gay magic robots destroying Middle Earth don't even get you a meeting!
HJ: It was a possibility for a while, but that Peter Jackson doesn’t know how to ask nicey nicey. OH! And speaking of my favorite bears--he is my new favorite. What girth!

kp: If I grow a moustache, will you make out with me? Both of you?
HJ: Yes and yes. Hell I don’t even need ze moustache just a lotta beer. Once I git drunk and fucked the pussy by accident. Once. Zat Grace Jones bitch is tricky when she is in disguise.

kp: What if we just play the Sparks' song, "Moustache"?
UV: Why not? One hundred hairs make a man!

kp: Hanson, I understand (your "friend") Alex performs on Saturday nights at Gotham City Improv. Can you tell me about the show?
HJ: If you think our show is GAY, you should check out that time travely show ”POD”. Go to this link if you want to know more. But do not say you were not warned.

kp: Udo, can you tell us about (your "friend") Ken's experience on THE NEW GONG SHOW?
UV: Ahh, SOMEONE has been paying much attention to the PINK STEEL website! Yes, my good friend Ken was on THE NEW GONG SHOW. He and is faithful companion Dougie performed as "Suess Rocks" and did a rap version of "Green Eggs and Ham." The judges were Pam Matheson, funnyman George Wallace and Dweezil Zappa, who was a dick. Oh, and also, they won. It is true!

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