kp: Who is more German: Milli Vanilli or Siegfried/Roy?
HJ: Ze ones with ze lions silly
UV: That is like asking which Osmond brother has the biggest cock.

kp: Who would you rather play for: Leni Riefenstahl or Robert Weine?
UV: Definitely Lenschën--she could shoot our video!
HJ: Leni is more German as she was paid by ze Germans to promote ze Germans. She was like Spike Lee to Germany's K-mart.

kp: Who is the best bear?
UV: Bob Hoskins. No, Dom DeLuise. Or perhaps Bluto from the Popeye cartoons. Oh, I can not decide!
HJ: Paddington

kp: Who do you remind you of?
UV: Fabio after a lot of Sabbath und crystal meth.
HJ: I sing like a buzz saw and scream like a mimi...so Patty Labelle mixed with Blackie Lawless.

kp: If your pants were made of licorice who would you call?
UV: Rip Taylor!
HJ: That fat kid from WILLY WONKA.

kp: Have you eaten a hamburger in Hamburg? A frankfurter in Frankfurt? Have you eaten ham at the Nutcracker?
UV: Yes, but please do not ask what we ate at Dollywood.
HJ: I once ate Richard Dawson in Minsk.

kp: If you performed karaoke with Corn Mo, what song would you sing?
HJ: Surrender--Cheap Trick
UV: The Carla Bonoff part in "Paradise By the Dashboard Light." Was wird es sein, Corn Mo? JA...oder...NEIN?

kp: What was the first record you ever purchased?
HJ: Glockenspiel Nien, First one I stole whoever was KISS: Love Gun
UV: Donna Summer, Live at Oktoberfest. But the first record I ever owned was Drittes Reich Marschieren von Hymnen für Kinder. In English, Third Reich Marching Anthems for Children. It was a gift from my grandfather. If you play track 4, "März des Kämpfende Kinder" backwards, you can hear Hitler getting fisted. It is true!

kp: First concert attended?
UV: Cyndi Lauper (with special guest Kajagoogoo).
HJ: Does Gary Pucket and the Union Gap count?

kp: What metal bands influence you most?
HJ: Judas Priest, AC/DC & Helen Reddy
UV: The cute ones, the scary ones, und the hard ones. So basically all of them but Metallica und Odin.

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