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Nominees for the 2003 MTV Movie Awards
by Matt

Best Wet Breasts
Kirsten Dunst, SPIDERMAN
Halle Berry, DIE ANOTHER DAY
Kate Bosworth, BLUE CRUSH
Michael Moore, BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE
Eminem, 8 MILE

Best Performance by a Crystal Meth Addict
Brittany Murphy, JUST MARRIED
Brittany Murphy, 8 MILE
Brittany Murphy, THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS
Brittany Murphy, BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE
Michael Caine, THE QUIET AMERICAN

Best [blank]-Boarding Sequence
XXX (Snowboarding)
BLUE CRUSH (Surfboarding)
THE HOURS (Boogie-Boarding)
ROAD TO PERDITION (Skateboarding)
MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING (Hover-Boarding)

Best Onscreen Black Guy
Samuel L. Jackson, STAR WARS: EPISODE II
Queen Latifah, CHICAGO
Samuel L. Jackson, XXX
Michael Caine, THE QUIET AMERICAN
Samuel L. Jackson, MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING

Worst Hug
Jackie Chan + Owen Wilson, SHANGHAI KNIGHTS
Yoda + Yodette, STAR WARS: EPISODE II
Michael Moore + Samuel L. Jackson, BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE
Nia Vardalos + a goat, MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING
Renee Zellweger + Eddie Murphy, SIGNS

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FEATURE: MTV Movie Awards
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