Like “Tina,” “Gina” is a slut’s name. This is what first attracted me to Gina, but, in retrospect, I can see that, really, Gina was more like an Ab Stretch (sometimes called an Ab Twister or Cobra Twist) than a Boston Crab. Instead of making me metaphorically bend over backwards to get try to get some, Gina made me metaphorically bend over sideways. The end result was more or less the same: I was humiliated.

“...Rachel/The Tree of Woe”, “Ashley/The Spinning Cobra Clutch”, and “A Different Tina/The Mexican Arm Drag”

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