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Jesus: Hot or Not?
by thomas

Actual bios for women on HotorNot.com that list "Jesus" as a keyword.

My name is Crystal. i'm 18, i'm a student at SWOSU. Jesus is my first love who never lets me down. I love to sing and play music. anything music oriented is awesome...even concerts and local shows nstuff. yayy. just doin this thing cuz i'm a dork :)

Hey! I'm a freshman in college! I love to meet new people and also love to ride my horses!!! I love God and Jesus!! So should you!!! Talk to you lata, love to hear from you. God bless!

Hey, I am ~*Amy*~!! I am a freshman at Kentucky Christian College!! I like to meet people and talk to anyone!! Oh yea, I am a Christian and Jesus Rocks My Life!! Hey you can talk to me if ya want!! Just HollA back!! :)

Sometimes i wish i was a lezbo and had a twin.ID BE ALL OVER MYSELF.I skate and i snowboard .i play a "little" guitar. i love god and conan obrien is my hero and i wish brian fellows was my dad...or mom...click yes or die

I love long walks on the beach, wet t-shirt contests, talking dirty, mud fights & experimenting with different sexual positions. I believe in chastity until marriage & regularly read the bible!! I also hate stupid people & sluts...drop a line.

I'm me.. what can I say. I love dancing, singing, and hard core cheerleading. God is my first priority. I love to perform and coach little kids. I listen to lifehouse, creed, etc. 1 Cor. 13:4-8

If you feel hot, then By Jesus, You are HOT! :-)Blonde hair, green eyes, 125 lbs, 5'7", long legs, I love movies, reading, poetry, puzzyslingers, thongs, book stores, anything sexy! Jesus :-)

Hidey-Ho! Im a southern girl, Not searching in the Love world, Just wanted to play around! May god bless you and Dont forget, If it seems your getting too many low ratings...Jesus Christ rates you a 10+ !!!! God Bless

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INTERVIEW: Jon Benjamin
FEATURE: FREEDOM Food
FEATURE: Wrestling
FEATURE: Jesus: Hot or Not?
FEATURE: Wine Corner
FEATURE: Answer Me This
FEATURE: Dreams Interpreted
FEATURE: Truth About Cats, Dogs, Terrorism
FEATURE: YourPersonal EMagazine.com
FEATURE: A Night at the Theater
COLUMN: Corn Mo's Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Music News + Reviews
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