Since you've made it to this page of our web site, you must be interested in quality writing. YPEM sends you choice selections every week via email. Quality writing has never been more accessible, more affordable, or more personalized!

All writings in our ever-expanding database are available only to our subscribers and have never been published in any other format. Rest assured we do not foist upon you writing that the mass-media establishment has rejected time and again for style or content. Our writings have been previously rejected for purely circumstantial reasons: missed deadlines, management turnovers, unbargained-for twists in the story line, changes in pop-culture trends, authors' refusals to rewrite "one last time," insults delivered to smart-alecky receptionist sons of Vice Presidents of Publishing, corporate censorship, advertiser threats, messed-up cappuccino orders, misspellings of the names of assistant producers, 'zine bankruptcies, publishing-house or studio mergers, withdrawals of Asian cross-marketing partners, marital infidelities, refusals to engage in marital infidelities, coup d'etats in Third World countries, overexposed accompanying photographs, sadomasochistic editorial whim, accidentally erased phone messages, or truth.

These are not writing exercises dug out of the bottom desk drawers of freelancers, professors, M.F.A. graduates, L.A. waiters, despondent near-suicides, or Sunday scribblers. These are writings from serious writers, professional writers, foreign-affairs writers, small-war writers, no-agenda writers, blacklisted writers, academic writers, thoughtful writers, stay-at-home writers, ghostwriters, desperate writers, and writers with families and demanding day jobs.

Despite rumors in the online chat groups, these are not the unpublishable works of one disgruntled writer trying to feed his children from income generated by a misleading web site.

All categories are culturally constructed and represent the most up-to-date popular hybrids.

• Fictional Essay
• Abrupt Fictional Premise
• Semiautobiographical Memoir
• Unindicted Plagiarism
• Poetic Closing Argument
• Celebrity Verse Diary
• Press (Hold) Release
• Private Invoice
• Public Receipt
• Historically Anecdoted Catalog
• Cultural Weather
• Political Euphemism
• Corroborated Rumor
• Insider-Trading Absolution
• Youthful Posturing
• Film Derision
• Gene Map
• Rap-Lyric Allusion
• Simulated Military Strategy Simulation
• Virtual Recipes
• Real-Time Transcribed Wire Taps
• Sex
• S E X X X!
• Ethics of Avian Intimacy
• This Morning's Old Technology

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