Snow
To dream that you are the infamous mid-nineties rapper Snow dressed up like Super Dave Osborn as a Valentine’s Day gift for his wife Bret “The Hit Man” Hart means that you are, for one reason or another, saddened to find out that Michael Jackson not only is a gigantic creep, but also has a really kick-ass go-cart track in his back yard; the same really kick ass go-cart track you asked for—but did not get—for Christmas.

To dream that you have never heard of the infamous mid-nineties rapper Snow means that within the next couple of days you will begin to grow hair on your face. At first it will grow slowly. Then, day by day, the hair will grow longer and longer. One day, soon after, your face itself will begin to grow and change. You will grow a snout. A werewolf? No, please don’t think that. You’re just going through some rough changes.

The Bible
To dream that you are eating the Bible could mean that you hunger for knowledge and you thirst for answers. It could mean that you need to know where we came from or why we’re here. Most likely, though, it means that you either love or hate the Bible so much that you want to eat it.

To dream that you’re reading the Bible means that you’ve recently sinned and are feeling guilty about it. Unless you are not a Protestant in which case it doesn’t mean anything like that to you.

Outer space
To dream that you are made of outer space is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard of. What would that be like? How would you even dream something like that? Man, you’re the craziest dude I’ve ever met. Seriously.

To dream that you are riding go-carts in outer space is a sign that one day you will be kicking ass while Michael Jackson and his gay little race track are dead and buried.

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