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RARE! DAYS OF THUNDER: Chief Lighting Technician’s Cut Region 4 DVD
Current Bid: $15.01

Have you ever found yourself asking aloud (to anyone who will listen) “What would Chief Lighting Technician Danny Delgado Jr. have done differently, if he’d had complete control over the post-production of Tony Scott’s DAYS OF THUNDER?”. You have? Then this is the DVD for you!

If you saw Delgado’s work on the POLICE ACADEMY 6: CITY UNDER SIEGE: Second Unit Gaffer’s Cut VHS bootleg, then you know that he is capable of accentuating and bringing to life lighting and gaffing like no one else, alive or dead. Also featured are 3 different commentary tracks by Delgado and a documentary featurette entitled, "TOM CRUISE DISCUSSES ACTING, As Told By DOLLY GRIP, VANCE GAGE."

So, fire up that region-free DVD player and prepare for the ultimate DAYS OF THUNDER experience. No reserve! Buyer pays actual shipping.

RARE! Autographed J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lung
Current Bid: $4565.00 (reserve met)

There’s only one other like it in the world, and, as we all know, Wayne Gretzky has no intentions of selling his. So take advantage of this opportunity of a lifetime to own a piece of the Godfather of 20th-century fantasy fiction.

Signed, “To Lydia, You Take My Breath Away. JRR Tolkien,” the lung has been preserved to look exactly as it did the day Tolkien extracted it from his own chest, and comes with a certificate of authenticity guaranteeing that this is not C.S. Lewis’s spleen.

Serious bidders only. Buyer pays organ currier fees.

RARE! Autographed LL COOL J Autograph
Current Bid: $147.00 (reserve not yet met)

The ultimate collectors item for any music fan, this 8x10 glossy photo of LL COOL J backstage at the 1999 Blockbuster Awards is signed by the hip-hop impresario, AND has been autographed by THE EAGLES' Joe Walsh.

Yes, you read correctly. The picture features LL doing his trademark thing (where he kisses his two fingers and makes a peace sign) and is signed by the seminal rhyme-slinger. The photo was then autographed by Hotel California axe-man, Joe “THE EAGLES' guitarist” Walsh. Note: Joe Walsh does not appear anywhere on the front or back of the photo.

Other sellers have been auctioning off the famous photo of LL and Joe at Martin Sheen’s birthday party. Some even have it autographed by Matthew Perry. But no one is selling this one-of-a-kind item. The planets will never align like this again. Bid your ass off. Seller only accepts pennies via Western Union.

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