Darci: What movie do you want to see?

John: KANGAROO JACK?

Darci: Seen it

John: COOL RUNNINGS?

Darci: Seen it.

John: BEETHOVEN’S SECOND?

Darci: Seen it.

John: THE PIANIST?

Darci: Umm…No.

John: Oh I know, let’s see that Mike Meyer’s movie?

Darci: GOLDMEMBER?

John: No – the new one. “SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER…SEE I TOLD YOU I WASN’T GAY.

Darci: With the lady from THREE MEN AND A BABY. And THREE MEN AND A LITTLE LADY.

John: And THREE MEN, A BABY, A LOADED REVOLVER, AND OOPS.

Oh I know--what about OOPS I DID IT AGAIN?

Darci: They made a movie out if that?

John: No, that was a dream. A beautiful dream. Nevermind.

Darci: What about DREAM A LITTLE DREAM?

John: Or DREAM A LITTLE DREAM AND WAKE UP IN A MEXICAN PRISON WITH NO PANTS ON.

Darci: Let’s go see the Mexican.

John: The movie with Brad Pitt?

Darci: No, the Mexican. Salma Hayek. She has a new movie out…about the artist…

John: She’s in a movie about Prince? (rim shot)

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