If you are stuck in a stale marriage, or are a sexual deviant, chances are pretty good that you have heard of the Kama Sutra - the classic Indian guide to Lovemaking. Within this ancient text are hundreds of sexual positions; ways to inject your love life with magical pleasure.

Many new positions were added to the Kama Sutra, much to the delight of HBO's Real Sex fans around the globe. There were a few suggestions that didn't make the cut...

• The Old Stagecoach Robbery
• "Executive Decision"
• Warlock and Kidnapee
• Sweatshop
• Open Heart Surgery
• The Stockbroker
• Dawson's Creek
• Womb Scraper
• Grappling Hook
• Noah's Ark
• Rugburns Galore
• Crimson n' Clover
• Charlotte's Web
• Euthanasia
• Hungry Hungry Hippos
• The Running of the Bulls
• Crucifixion
• St. Elmos Fire
• Blood, Sweat, and Tears
• Nuts n' Bolts
• Grandma's Satchel
• The Rake
• As Good as It's Going To Get
• Zapped!
• Camp Snoopy
• The Ghettoblaster
• Steppenwolf
• Three Blind Mice
• The Overpaid Veterinarian
• The Nightmare Before Christmas