Honey Brothers seeking Twisted-Sister-Christians
Potential Mate Basics:
HB: Girls that are looking for play.

Age range:
HB: 7 to 77 years young.

Education:
HB: Self-edumucated.
You should be: "Smahht, or at least can read."

Height:
HB: 6', if you average our heights together.
You should be: "under 5 feet or over 6 feet".

Weight:
HB: why wait?!

Hair/Eyes:
HB: Disturbingly vivid.
You should be: "Blue Hair with Blonde Eyes or just Blonde, Blonde, Blonde."

Religion:
HB: Musical Theatre?

Star Signs:
HB: Virgo, Scorpio and Capricorn ~ the universal signs of love.
You should be: "the sign that is between March 9th and 10th and be born in the year of the Kitten."

Relationship Status:
HB: single... so ready and willing.
You should be: "married with children."

Cigarettes:
Hoyt: Never... It tampers with my love detector.
Dr. Carl: Define "smoking".
Dorian: I don't smoke Coffin Nails.
You should: probably not smoke either.

Drinking:
HB: Sometimes...I love my whiskey, GREAT GOD!

Drugs:
HB: Honey IS a drug
You should: think they are intoxicating enough for you!

Self Deprecation:
HB: Often. Not because we are F*** Ups, but because we recognize that in imperfection lies the truth of beauty of life, itself... Or something like that!

Last Great Book I read:
Hoyt: Sula by Morrison
Dr. Carl: The Defense by Nabokov
Dorian: Master and Marguerita

Last Great Movie I saw:
Hoyt: Babe
Dr. Carl: Chicago

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