New releases from the popular "For Dummies" series

1. Deconstructing Social Contract Theory in a Capital-Driven Economy for Dummies

2. Replicant Mannequin Assembly as Means of World Conquest for Dummies

3. Falling Down the Stairs for Dummies

4. Quiet Riot's Post-Kevin DuBrow Years for Dummies

5. Yummy Yummy Yummy in my Tummy Tummy Tummy for Dummies

6. This Here Log Over Here for Dummies

7. Walking Around Acting All Dumb for Dummies

8. Hey, Go to Hell, Dummy!

Names That Starbucks Uses for a Drip Coffee with a Shot of Espresso, Plus a Few I Made Up

1. Shot in the Dark

2. Red Eye

3. Depth Charge

4. Fist of the Monkey

5. Slap Shot

6. Orthopedic

7. Vanessa Redgrave

8. Concealed Weapon

9. My Brother's Friend

10. My Brother's Friend Jim

11. My Brother's Friend Jim Who Had To Join The Army Cause He Crashed His Car Into A House

12. Carnivore

13. Torque

14. Circus of the Scars

15. Nervous McStabby

16. AAAAAH!

17. Weasel In The Tub

18. Hate

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