kp: If I ever get a green light on my buddy-cop movie, starring Jeremy Piven and Michael Jeter as the mismatched cops, Eddie Deezen as the angry sargeant, and Jason Reed (Tenacious D's "Lee") as "the rookie" who gets killed in the line of duty, will you play the bad guy?
ar: Can I be fat and/or stupid?

kp: Of course. Or not. Totally up to you. Would you rather play a drug lord, or a terrorist?
ar: Drug lord.

kp: Can Jon Benjamin be your evil sidekick?
ar: Jon doesn't do evil well, he's too fucking cute.

kp: Which is better: hot dogs or pie?
ar: Hmm. At their respective best, a toss-up. So, I suppose I have to consider both in a worst-case scenario type of light, and I think that the worst pie is far preferable to the worst hot dog. Ergo, I say pie.

kp: What's the best bar in NYC?
ar: I'm an at-home drunk.

kp: Do you play poker?
ar: Rarely. I am fond of Caribbean Stud while in Las Vegas, though.

kp: Do you TiVo?
ar: Every motherfucking day.

kp: Do you have any questions for kittenpants?
ar: No.

kp: Thanks, again!
ar: My pleasure.

Thanks to Andy Richter for the interview! Look for him in the upcoming THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER, and the (hopefully) soon to be released, MARTIN AND ORLOFF.

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