Billy Baldwin got a new label maker to label his six most-prized possessions.

The labels read, "This belongs to William Baldwin, not Stephen Baldwin or Mr. T., so hands off!"

Billy Baldwin's six most-prized possessions are:

• An award for good attendance that he received in junior high

• A bottle rocket that Cindy Crawford peed on

• A Chanukah card from Ving Rhames

• A "Donkey Kong vs. the Rest of the World"-themed daily planner

• An elephant-shaped bong that Helen Hunt once left on a bus

• Some fish sticks that he stole from craft services on the set of SLIVER.

Billy must label his prized possessions one at a time, according to the following conditions:

• If the daily planner is labeled before the stolen fish sticks, then the stolen fish sticks are labeled before the attendance award.

• If the stolen fish sticks are labeled before the daily planner, then the attendance award is labeled before the stolen fish sticks.

• Billy must label the attendance award before he labels the Chanukah card.

• The labeling of the attendance award is separated from the labeling of the daily planner by the labeling of exactly two other prized possessions.

• The bottle rocket must be the second prized possession that Billy Baldwin labels.

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