In case you needed some ideas...

1. Cut off your head.

2. Cut off your hand and stick a vacuum cleaner on your stub and let it suck out all your blood.

3. Go to the jungle, get a rare tropical rash from petting wild monkeys, leave it untreated, and let the rash get worse and worse until it consumes your whole body and turns you into a big pile of pus on the kitchen floor.

4. Stop breathing.

5. Try to breathe water.

6. Go to Jupiter. Try breathing there.

7. Take a gun and stick it in your ear and "squeeze" the trigger. (Don't pull it, "squeeze" it.)

8. Get a nuclear bomb and put it in your bath tub and sit down and take a shit in the toilet. Instead of flushing, accidently detonate the bomb.

9. Reach your hand into your head through your nose and pull out your brain. Then think about that.

10. Sky dive, but instead of pulling the cord, pick your nose.

11. Go to a rifle range, take off all your clothes and run around in front of the targets, waving your hands above your head.

12. Get cancer.

13. Grow a really big beard so that it suffocates you.

14. Pull up a little piece of skin on your arm and tape it to a ceiling fan. Then turn the fan on and let your skin unravel.

15. Get into a car crash. Crawl out of the burning wreckage about 10 feet, then have the car explode.

16. Get captured by Nazis and tell the one Nazi who caught you that he or she is an asshole.

17. Take a lot of drugs. A LOT.

18. Go into a coma for a year. People will come to see you and cry, and bring you flowers and cards that say, 'Get Well Soon,' and, 'I Hope You Wake Up Someday'. Your long lost brother, Joey, will show up after years of living a solitary life in Poland or some other fucking country. Then one night while no one is around, wake up, get out of bed and go outside. Get shot by a mugger and fall into another coma for another year. Then wake up and shout out really loud, "Hooray for life!" Then the doctor will come in and say "How are you feeling?" To which you'll reply, "Great, Doc. Can I go home now?" The doctor will say, "Sure Thing, guy." Then go home and have celebratory sex with your friends and get AIDS.