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Tales of Wonder
by Corn Mo

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Dear Reader
Hi. My name is Gary Collins. I used to host a variety of shows including "Late Night", "Who Wants It!", and "Wonderful Morning, America".

I'm also an accomplished songwriter. My song hits include Van Halen's "You Really Got Me", The Kinks' "You Really Got Me", Gladys Knight's "Pulley for Bully", Wham's "Tonitey!", Vanessa Williams' "Baitin'" and Rush's "YYZ".

I also invented clams and Steve Martin.

Check out my new infomercial at 3:00 am Saturday.

Sincerely,
Gary Collins

P.S. You already may be a winning.

Kittenpants
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INTERVIEW: Todd Barry
"INTERVIEW": Kevin Sorbo
FEATURE: Chris Weber Stay Home!
FEATURE: Possible Follow-Up Songs For One-Hit Wonders
FEATURE: Haiku Time with Huddy
FEATURE: My Celebrity Sightings
FEATURE: The Blowjob, and Other Things I Did with Your Car
FEATURE: Fact Snacks
FEATURE: Things to Say on a First Date
FEATURE: Four Fruits
FEATURE: That's Entertainment?
FEATURE: Nominees for the Worst Idea I had All Year
FEATURE: Valentine Gift Ideas
FEATURE: Signs of Change
COLUMN: Corn Mo's Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Music News + Reviews
MUSIC: Trachtenburg Family
MUSIC: 5 CDs That I Only Bought To Look Cool
COMICS: Uncle Sloppy's "Abomination Mel"
 
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