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Valentine Gifts
By Sin

Gluttony
Cloth napkins, mini-trough, membership in chocolate-of-the-month club, subscription to Gourmet magazine, ceramic pig.

Sloth
Fleece blanket, hypoallergenic pillow, Sony Playstation, universal remote, bedpan.

Lust
Copy of the Kama Sutra, membership in panty-of-the-month club, whipped cream, yourself in plastic wrap.

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INTERVIEW: Todd Barry
"INTERVIEW": Kevin Sorbo
FEATURE: Chris Weber Stay Home!
FEATURE: Possible Follow-Up Songs For One-Hit Wonders
FEATURE: Haiku Time with Huddy
FEATURE: My Celebrity Sightings
FEATURE: The Blowjob, and Other Things I Did with Your Car
FEATURE: Fact Snacks
FEATURE: Things to Say on a First Date
FEATURE: Four Fruits
FEATURE: That's Entertainment?
FEATURE: Nominees for the Worst Idea I had All Year
FEATURE: Valentine Gift Ideas
FEATURE: Signs of Change
COLUMN: Corn Mo's Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Music News + Reviews
MUSIC: Trachtenburg Family
MUSIC: 5 CDs That I Only Bought To Look Cool
COMICS: Uncle Sloppy's "Abomination Mel"
 
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