Holy crepes!

This issue was a labor of love which took way longer than I thought, due to holidays, moving, and end-of-year madness. But now you are free to enjoy the fruits of my labor, which aside from those delicious articles you see to the right, also include my brand new hunchback, thanks to hours of toiling over the ol' laptop.

Thankfully, a trillion people submitted articles, and my workload was substantially relieved. We've added six (6) new KP staffers this month, and have a few more on the way next issue.

The title of this issue, contributed by my new roommates, Deron Pulley and Anna Barie, was inspired by the movie THE EYES OF LAURA MARS (only because every time Faye Dunaway picked up the phone, we would pretend she was calling Domino's).

It's an excellent movie and I recommend watching it several times.

For their efforts, the recently-engaged vegans will receive some sort of prize, as soon as I think of something I want for the house.

Ha ha?

You can win valuable "prizes", too, just by emailing me with your title ideas.

Don't upset your underpants, but look forward to upcoming issues that will feature interviews with comedian Todd Barry, and rock legends DEVO.

Prepare for greatness, take a deep breath, and start clicking...NOW!

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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