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Tales of Wonder
by Corn Mo

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DEAR HO.

Dear HO,
I feel like my passenger cars have no soul. Can you forward this message to R and D? I've sat all day in my garage trying to figure out how to make the passenger cars look more personable. Those silhouettes suck. They are caricatures of old cartoons. Not real silhouettes. Maybe if you paid me I could do silhouette drawings of people in my neighborhood and you could shrink them. But then I would know who those passengers are and the fantasy and wonder of the lives of these passengers would be gone. I guess.

Ps. When are you coming out with a MARS/M&M car? I collect them.

Just wondering,
ACE

Kittenpants
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INTERVIEW: Bruce Campbell (reprint!)
FEATURE: Corn Mo: It's All Part of His Rock 'n Roll Fantasy
FEATURE: Ask Mr. Lawyer
FEATURE: Trauma Rama
FEATURE: What's In/What's Out 2002
FEATURE: Concise Advice
FEATURE: Greatest American Gyro
FEATURE: 10 Reasons to Hate the Strokes
FEATURE: Open Letter to a Soundman
FEATURE: If My Mom Wrote A Sex Advice Column
FEATURE: Rejected Sequels to IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
COLUMN: Corn Mo's Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Music News + Reviews
COLUMN: Snack Monkey
COMICS: Uncle Sloppy's "Die Hipster Scum"
 
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