Hello again from KP HQ.

I'm scrambling to get all of this wonderful hot delicious material out to you folks before I leave this world forever.

Actually, I'm just leaving town. No biggie. Or "no biggity", as they say in France.

Yes, kittenpants is hitting the road once again, from New York, to Miami, to Seattle, to London, and back to New York. Then Dallas, then back to New York. Then a long beautiful sleep. Then somewhere else.

My point is, I'm not gonna be around much and this could be the last issue of the year. So I have squeezed in a ton of fucking high-quality words into this baby.

Things are moving right along on the kittenpants CD project. We've made almost all the selections and the mastering has begun. Look for it's availability some time next spring.

Speaking of moving, I've got a new place to live in June, but until then I'll continue to rock Puppy Island with Uncle Sloppy. Thanks to everyone here who offered notices of apartments and rooms for rent. You're swell.

Props to new contributor Dan who named this issue. Prizes will be sent, blah blah blah. I swear I'll catch up on the prize closet soon.

Not much more to say at the moment, and I know you're anxious to start clicking that table of contents over there. SO start clicking. Then start licking. Then start submitting. Then call me!

Warm it up, Kriss. I'm about to.
xoxo,
kittenpants