Out: “The West Wing”
In: Shitting on communion wafers

Out: Sexual harassment
In: Chocolate covered ferret testicles

Out: Commercials
In: Coupons

Out: Pizza pockets
In: regular pockets

Out: Hollywood
In: Gary Glitter’s basement

Out: “ER”
In: Eatin’ boogers

Out: David E. Kelley
In: David E. Kelley’s pancreas

Out: Poop
In: Pooooop

Out: Gummi bears
In: “Joe Vs. the Volcano”

Out: Teletubbies
In: Spina bifida

Out: Fucking your spouse
In: “You can’t handle the truth!!”

Out: Punk rock
In: Throwing monkey feces at N’Sync

Out: Education
In: Pissing. A lot.

Out: 8 minute abs
In: 9 minute abs

Out: Denzel Washington
In: Green bean casserole

Out: Kickboxing
In: Female circumcision

Out: Spudz MacKenzie
In: Collectible toddler skeletons

Out: Jay Leno
In: Nipple torture