Back by popular demand, a reprint of the original Kittenpants interview with our hero, Bruce Campbell (originally published in Issue V).

KP: How many times have you been asked if you will be in the new SPIDERMAN movie?
BC: I can't count that high...

Will you?
BC: When asked, sure!

KP: Do you have any plans to work with Clint Howard?
BC: Many plans, but they're very hush-hush. If I told you, I'd have to kill you...

Have you ever done karaoke?
BC: Yes.

KP: What song? Was it LADY by STYX?
BC: Brandy - that cheezy 70s sailor song.

KP: In the grand tradition of films like CHOPPING MALL and ELECTRIC DREAMS, do you have a favorite evil robot/evil computer movie?
BC: Yes, the robot from Lost in Space - the 60's TV show - scared the hell out of me with those flailing arms. Aaaaaah!

KP: Why don't I see you on talk shows more often?
BC: Because my lips are sewn shut as part of a restraining order from my 5th wife. Talk shows aren't cool if you can't talk. You dig?

KP: On 'Jack of All Trades' do you ad lib lines like 'Over my leathery butt crack,' or does someone actually write that into the script?
BC: That was a combo of an ad lib and a tweak from the director of the episode, but yes, I enjoy having the latitude sometimes on shows to do that - that's what we actors do.

KP: Did you get any flak for your 'Homophobe boss' role on 'Ellen'?
BC: No, not at all. Why? Are you gay?

KP: No.
BC: Do you have a problem with gays?

KP: No.
BC: Are you a homophobe?

KP: No.
BC: Are you afraid to kiss your own kind?

KP: Wha? I don't have a problem kissing anyone! Except Bud Cort, and he totally dropped the charges.
BC: My policy toward gays has always been the same: Be kind...rewind.

KP: Sheesh! That question really got away from me. Do you get the craziest fan mail? What is the weirdest thing any fan has sent you?
BC: These 10 questions... Other than that, I was presented with my first fan to get an Evil Dead tattoo. Love like that lasts forever, man...