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INTERVIEW:
"Walken"

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walken

Kp: No, seriously. What is my problem?
VC:
What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything.

Kp: I’M telling YOU everything?
ST:
Are there two Arnold Epsteins in this company?

Kp: What is wrong with you?
UR:
Am I such a bad guy? Have I hurt you? Have I shot you? In the groin?

Kp: No, I guess not. No.
MZ:
[laughs] Ha ha, you amuse me, Mr. Bond.

Kp: Whatever. Please don’t follow me. I will hurt you.
MS:
I told you I'd make a killer out of you.

Mr. Walken continued rambling incoherently as I ran out of the restaurant. My lawyer says the restraining order should be enough, but if I don’t answer my phone for a few days, please dial 911.

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