My interview with “John Travolta characters” left me inspired and far from satiated. I thought, “Who could top Travolta?” Then I answered myself: “Walken.”

So I met up with some of Christopher Walken’s most quotable quotes at a fine eatery nearby. Below is the conversation that took place between me and:

DH: Duane Hall: (ANNIE HALL)
JH: Johnny Smith: (THE DEAD ZONE)
MZ: Max Zorin: (A VIEW TO A KILL)
BW: Brad Whitewood Sr.: (AT CLOSE RANGE)
ST: Sgt. Toomey: (BILOXI BLUES)
VC: Vincenzo Cocotti: (TRUE ROMANCE)
CK: Captain Koons: (PULP FICTION)
G: Gabriel: (THE PROPHECY, I, II, & III)
P: Peina: (THE ADDICTION)
MS: Mr. Smith: (NICK OF TIME)
UR: Uncle Ray: (EXCESS BAGGAGE)
CB: Charlie Barrett: (SUICIDE KINGS)
CC: Colonel Cutter: (ANTZ)

Kp: Wow – I’m a big fan of yours. Thanks for letting me interview you.
CB: I'm going to give you an opportunity: get out of this. Now. Before it gets so fucked up nobody could ever recover.

Kp: Umm.. No, I really want to do this.
MS: What's your point?

Kp: Well, I guess I’ll just jump right in.
JS: The ice is going to break!

Kp: What advice do you have to an aspiring actor?
G: Study your math, kids. Key to the Universe.

Kp: Do you mind if I ask you a few questions about your career?
G: That's a long story.

Kp: Oh. Do I have time to go to the bathroom?
ST: You can't do that. We don't have "bathrooms" in the Army.

Kp: In the Army?
ST: I'm tellin' you, we don't have any "bathrooms" on this base. Do you doubt my veracity?

Kp: I…
ST: You've got a problem because you don't know Army terminology. The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French.

Kp: We’re at a Denny’s. They have bathrooms. They’ve always had them.
ST: Not bathrooms, they didn't.

Kp: Okay, “la-trine” – whatever. I just need to pee. Can you wait a few minutes?
CC: Time stands still for no ant.