There are many different reports as to what happened during the dance-off, but one thing is certain: The Bible-Belt has never seen Prododumbre dancing of such eloquence and intensity, and, sadly, it will never have the opportunity to see it again. In the middle of his routine, Larry suddenly turned invisible and, drawing his father's sacred sword, cut Giuseppe into 7 pieces, each piece representing one of the Seven Points of Light in the Ninjitsu creed of Honor. In the ensuing panic, Larry assassinated the remaining judges and declared himself the winner.

Giuseppe Ellington was buried a week later in Memphis. No one has seen Larry since the dance-off, but there have been several Ninjitsu-style murders reported in Chattanooga area Pay-Less Shoe Stores. Although his motive for the slaying of Giuseppe Ellington was unclear, its results were not: The Bible-Belt has been robbed of one of its greatest young stars.

Rest in peace, Giuseppe. Rest with James Dean, River Phoenix, and all those who have passed away far too young. We will miss you.