(More Questions from Corn Mo:)
cm: List all of your band ideas.
kp: Okay. there's DURAN DURAN DURAN (the Duran Duran cover band); HELLCATS (the band I started with Rhonda B and Jenny D); my Journey cover band with Rhonda, called WEEKEND AT JOURNEY’S; my band with Uncle Sloppy called THE ATHERTONS (for actor William Atherton); THE PANTS SITUATION (my band with Lisa “hotpants” Garrett); CORN MO II: GETTING JIGGIER (that one’s new); and NIGHTMARE BUS.

cm: Do you pamper yourself with a bath?
kp: Sometimes.

cm: What products do you fancy?
kp: Bubbles, candles, beer, and music. But I am totally paranoid about the CD player getting wet, and therefore it is often hard to relax. So I have to have the CD player outside the bathroom, and just turn it up kinda loud. But then I worry about the neighbors, and the noise. And now that I live with John, that’s really not an option anymore. So I pretty much just stick to showering.

Did I say bubbles?

cm: If someone told you that Keith Gordon may or may not be at your worst enemy's house, would you go to the house?
kp: I am my own worst enemy. So yes.

cm: If you camped out on damp ground for a week and a man in the bloody pants said he had a warm cabin, would you lay in his comfortable room?
kp: Probably not. Do you like supreme pizza?

cm: No. Pepperoni and cheese is perfect. If you ate bad salad and had to meet Ben Stiller for a TV show idea but you were about to shit your pants uncontrollably at any second, for serious, would you try to reschedule?
kp: I would probably excuse myself, use the "facilities", and come back for the meeting. I would apologize, and advise Mr. Stiller to stay away from the salad. Then I would strike up a conversation about monkeys.

cm: Where did kittenpants name come from? Is it from the Hellcat band?
kp: No. My Hellcats band-name was “Puss” (which was also my grandfather’s nickname. For serious).

The truth is, George Neal had a cat that I nicknamed kittenpants. He ended up calling her “Delores” and I kept the name kittenpants for myself. On a side note, George named my car “Lazer Dude” when I first got it. I ended up naming the car ‘Magic Bobby” and George took the name “Lazer Dude” for himself.

cm: Is there a tattoo of Kittenpants? Where? Maybe?
kp: Maybe. God, I hope so. I will make out with the person who has one.

cm: Who do you want to interview the most?
kp: Clint Howard, Elvis Costello, Paul Reubens, Brian DePalma, Jack Black, Fonzie, my mom, most of the Brat Pack (no thanks, Emilio), and Freddie Mercury’s ghost.

cm: Name five people you would interview at the same time.
kp: David Bowie, Crispin Glover, Corn Mo, Jon Stewart, and Ellen (if by “interview” you mean “do it with”). If by “interview” you mean “interview” then my real answer is David Bowie, Andy Dick, Corn Mo, Jon Stewart, and Andy Warhol’s ghost.