You know, it’s like when you are at that age where you are too cool for fudge pudding.

You and your buddies are in school, and the teacher is all like, ”Okay, who likes fudge pudding?”

No one raises a hand, and the teacher is all, “That is too bad, because I happen to have one for each student in class.”

So then you’re all thinking, “Damn, I could’ve had fudge pudding.”

Then you say, “Teacher, what is this fudge pudding you speak of? I have never seen such material.”

So the teacher gives you a fudge pudding and a plastic spoon, but you have to act like you don’t know how to open it. Stab at the side of the container until you snap the spoon. The teacher comes over, peels back the foil, and gives you a new plastic spoon. Then you are eating your pudding, and you have shifted the paradigm of cool.

The other kids saw what you did, and they are all, “Oh you said fudge. We thought you said 'phudge pudding'.”

So, I’m at work, and I tell my boss, “It happened again. I need a new keyboard.”

And he is all, “Are you sure it is fudge pudding?”

And I’m like, “Yes, and once again it’s fudge pudding.”

And he is all, “You left, came back, and there it was again?”

So I’m all, “Yes, exactly, again.”

And he got all, “And you didn’t see anybody?”

I got all pissed off, and snapped all, “Hello? No, but I think it was that new temp.”