You've heard the expression, "I like my coffee like I like my men: hot and black." Well, kittenpants wanted to know how other people like their men. This is what we discovered.

I like my men like I like my internet service: always going down.
Kasey Lange - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

I like my men like I like babies: bald and wearing diapers.
Harmony Letterman - White Plains, NY

I like my men like I like my telephone: off tha hook!
Teri Fox - San Francisco, CA.

I like my men like I like Manhattan in the summer: hot, and smelling of urine.
Cherie Ragsdale - New York, NY

I like my men like I like a good joke: short, and slightly racist.
Sweetney Gribbs - Waco, TX

I like my men like I like my cat: covered in fur and feces.
E. G. Burgerstanz - Hoboken, NJ

I like my men like I like my luggage: brown with scuff marks all over.
Jane Wojohovitz - Chicago, IL

I like my men like I like my corpses: bloated and bloody.
Name withheld - Bridgeport, CT

I like my men like I like beehives: covered in honey and hanging from a tree.
Melba Lorraine Hancock - Gainesville, FL

I like my men like I like the LIFETIME channel: really into the Golden Girls.
Betty White - Los Angeles, CA

I like my men like I like Jerry's kids: handicapped, and begging for money.
Precious Johnson - DidIgotoofar?, MN

I like my men like I like my cabbage: boiled in water.
"not" Queen Elizabeth - London, England