Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Peter Fonda
Peter Fonda who?
Peter Fonda joint on the ground and smoked it.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen who?
Charlie Sheen a lotta proshtitutes lasht year.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Meryl Streep
Meryl Streep who?
Meryl Streep down to your underwear for the shower scene.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Todd Bridges
Todd Bridges who?
Todd Bridges of Madison County made me cry.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Courteney Cox
Courteney Cox who?
Courteney Cox are for peeing.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Courtney Love
Courtney Love who?
Courtney Love to pretend she can act.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Roman Polanski
Roman Polanski who?
Roman Polansk-eep on dating 14 year old girls.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bea Arthur
Bea Arthur who?
Bea Arthur any chances of a "Golden Girls" reunion?
P.S. I hope not.