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INTERVIEW:
Knife Skills

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kp: If Anna was meat, what kind would she be?
dp:
Sweet Breads.

kp: If Deron was liquor, what kind?
ab:
Captain Morgan.

kp: If Jerel was cigarettes, what brand?
dp:
Lucky Strike
ab: Lucky.

kp: What is your favorite NYC band(s)?
dp:
THE STROKES, OH MY GOD THE STROKES, THEY'RE SO FUCKING GOOD! Wait, strike that. Probably Les Savy Fav, Enon and The Seconds.
ab: Les Savy Fav, Blonde Redhead, Semiautomatic, The Seconds, The Ex-Models, OnAirLibrary...

kp: Favorite Retton song?
dp:
I Hate Robot Spiders
ab: I Hate Robot Spiders

kp: Favorite Banes song?
dp:
Haus of Bavaria
ab: Yes.

kp: Favorite Devo song?
dp:
Bamboo Bimbo
ab: "Pink Pussy Cat".

kp: Favorite DeBarge song?
dp:
"My Name Is DeBarge And I'm Hot Shit, If You Don't Go Down On My Latin Manmember Right Now, I'll Blow Your Fucking Brains Out" It was a European only release. Huge dance hit in my native Belgium.
ab: "Welcome to the Jungle".

kp: Do you have any questions for kittenpants?
dp:
Who's your stylist?
kp: An 11-year-old autistic boy with Tourette's Syndrome.

ab: Circumsized or Au Naturel?
kp: pardon?

dp: Do you remeber that one time when we played Putt-Putt in Plano?
kp: I do. I think I sucked. But I kicked "A" at Skee-ball.

ab: "Cut" or "Un-cut"?
kp: ummm...

dp: How hot are you?
kp: 100 degrees (Kelvin).

ab: Bounced Czech or "Bounced Czech"?
kp: Naked Magic! Naked Magic!

Thanks to Deron and Anna, who rocked the stage with Jerel last Friday night at Good/Bad Art Collective in Brooklyn. Look for them here, and coming soon at a high-ceilinged venue near you.

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INTERVIEW: Knife Skills
FEATURE: That's Entertainment III
FEATURE: How I Solve All My Problems
FEATURE: Insulting Intelligents
FEATURE: Coogan
FEATURE: I H8 VNITYPL8S
FEATURE: Rejected Knock Knock Jokes
COLUMN: Corn Mo's Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Music News + Reviews
QUIZ: APESHIT
COMICS: Li'l Stinker
 
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